Hockey Twitter Bracket: Round One (Computer Boys & Sliding into Your DMs Regions)

By @yakovmironov

It’s the first day of Hockey Twitter March Madness and I’m hoping there’s still some excitement around this process. Crowning the ultimate hockey tweet is certainly something that seems like it will be worth a couple of minutes voting every day, and by the number of brackets people have sent me on twitter, there are clearly some strong favourites and some potential for upsets.

Of course you’ll be able to follow along with how each tweet is doing via my twitter account, but additionally you’ll find the updated bracket here every morning, along with the twitter polls for anyone who doesn’t want to read through my thoughts about the Leafs on twitter.

You can find all the details on all the tweets in the bracket here. Happy voting.

The Computer Boy Region

(1) Avs PDO vs. (16) Oilers Defense

VS.

(2) “CORSI” Hockey League vs. (15) Bruins Fans on Marchand

VS.

(3) Stats = ISIS vs. (14) Roenick Deports Greg

VS.

(4) Engelland’s AAV vs. (13) Presidential Stat Names

VS.

(5) True Test of Merit vs. (12) Check in on Hockey Twitter

VS.

(6) Bobby Ryan’s Corsica vs. (11) Just Win Baby

VS.

(7) Simmons Hates Florida vs. (10) Simmons Hates Charron

VS.

(8) Yost on Ribs vs. (9) Manny’s Salad

VS.

Sliding Into Your DMs Region

(1) Cox Just Wants a Selfie vs. (16) Lupul Looking For Love

VS.

(2) Female Friend With Benefits vs. (15) Snickers in Anthrax’s Bum

VS.

(3) Benn Bunch Mox vs. (14) McGrattan Smells a Fart

VS.

(4) Jerk and Lift Me vs. (13) Sorry About Your Dick

VS.

(5) Terry Jones Porn Search vs. (12) Commodore Hat Fucking

VS.

(6) Those Fuckers at TSN vs. (11) Budaj Can’t Talk to Women

VS.

(7) McKenzie Said Pussy vs. (10) Ratto Will Blow You

VS.

(8) LeBrun “Yes Daddy” vs. (9) LeBrun “I’m a Big Boy”

VS.

Thanks to everyone who is participating. Seeing all of these polls well over a 100 votes in the first 15 minutes of going live is encouraging.

Today’s header image is from DeviantArt 

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