HOCKEY TWITTER CHAMPIONSHIP!!!1

By @yakovmironov

No need to dress this one up too much. We’ve got ourselves a classic Kessel vs. Simmons matchup. It couldn’t have been scripted any better. (Actually it would have been better if my favourite tweets made it further.)

Anyway, here we are closing down what has been the most work I’ve put into hockey since I decided to blog less and troll more.

I’d like to thank everyone who submitted tweets for the initial field of 64. I’d especially like to thank everyone who submitted tweets after the bracket had already started and would get upset with me for not adding them.

I’d like to thank everyone who shared the polls, but I’d also like to thank everyone who accused me of making their favourite tweet lose.

It’s been a fun journey and it will be back next year. NOW VOTE… Continue reading

Hockey Twitter Bracket: Elite 8

By @yakovmironov

I think I speak for most people when I say that it’s nice to be nearing the end of this. It’s been a long process, but the idea of having closure this week is exciting.

The weekend saw the first of our #1 seeds fall, as Taylor Hall’s Boat Exam was upset by Taylor Hall playing Hangman with Jordan Eberle. While the Boat Exam is a personal favourite of mine, knowing that Hall is still well represented here makes the loss easier to deal with.

Some might feel robbed that Jamie Benn prevented us from having a Cox vs. Simmons dueling DM Fails matchup, but I’ve come around to appreciate that Elite 8 has more variety because of this. And after defeating Simmons, and Kypreos, there is no doubt that Benn’s tweet has had to fight hard to get to this point. Continue reading

Hockey Twitter Bracket: The Sweet Sixteen

By @yakovmironov

At this point I admit I’m experiencing a bit of bracket fatigue. We’ve done a lot of voting this week. We’ve seen a lot of favourites fall, and this morning is no exception.

Having Dan Tencer’s Rearview Mirror tweet leave the competition is surprising and should be a sign that Taylor Hall tweets are a force to be reckoned with.

Personally I will be mourning the loss of the LA Kings goaltending tweet and the Kessel’s having a good time in their car.

Onward we go, we are now in the Sweet Sixteen and given my desire to take a few days away from this, voting will be 72 hours on this round before we wrap up next week.  Continue reading

Hockey Twitter Bracket: Close Results and The Second Half of Round 2

By @yakovmironov

The first half of Round 2 gave us the most entertaining day of voting so far. At least half of the matchups stayed close right up until the end. And in three cases we had 50/50 splits in the final ten minutes. I’m beginning to suspect that some people are strategically voting at the last minute.

I’ve included the final scores from yesterday on the bracket, because I’m sure some of you will find it interesting how close it was.

Today’s voting should be equally entertaining and some bracket favorites are sure to fall. Continue reading

Hockey Twitter Bracket: Start of Round Two & Updated Results

By @yakovmironov

As the first round closed, I saw myself get bounced from my own bracket. That’s pretty harsh. Of course I also voted for “After Emerson Etem…” too, but I appreciate everyone who helped my Jim Benning tweet reach 48% and make for the closest matchup of day two.

Day two also saw our first “upset” as “Crosby passing the torch to Giroux” (11th seed) beat out Terry Jones’ excitement over pooping in the press box in Rexall Place (6th seed). The argument can and should be made that the Crosby/Giroux tweet was seeded far too low, but I admit I have a bias towards poop. Continue reading

Hockey Twitter Bracket: Day One Results & Day Two Matchups

By @yakovmironov

Day one provided a lot of assurances that I can in fact seed a bracket, as it was a day completely absent of upsets.

That’s not to say that it wasn’t exciting, as Bobby Ryan’s Corsica tweet and the follow up “Just Win Baby” did battle into the 11th hour, before Corsica finally triumphed.

The closest thing we had to an upset was 9th seed, Manny’s Salad taking down Travis Yost’s take on Ribs (8th seed). The fact that it was done in such a dominating fashion and that there were more votes cast in this poll than any other certainly makes Manny’s Salad one to watch in the next round as it goes up against the top ranked tweet, Avs PDO.

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